"There's a myth that anyone who has a liver problem has brought it on themselves" This quote is from a Crohn's disease patient living with a blocked portal vein hoping for a liver transplant (Independent 31st Oct 2010)

Friday, 24 December 2010

Family Christmas

Family Christmas 1983

Obligatory wearing of embarrassing paper hats!

For many years my Dad made home-made Christmas crackers. Including the paper hats. In between was spent collecting awful cracker jokes which I helped type up. He bought the 'bangers' mail order, and flat-pack boxes. Everything else was made from scratch. Boxes of crackers were given to family or sold to friends to raise funds for local charities.

Bad cracker jokes:

Q: What is Santa's favourite pizza? A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Q: What do you call a man with brown paper trousers? A: Russell

Q: What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A: A do-you-think-he-saw-us.

Happy Christmas everyone.

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